I've been away for a fucklong time I know.

Been having troubles with internet access, I'll have DSL running by the end of the month, and I need to fix the scanner. Something about a TWAIN??

I realise the pics are a tad small for the competition right, no worries, I'll enlarge them via a copier and rescan, hopefully that'll work. If there's an easier way to do this let me know. You know how lazy I am.

I haven't done to much of my own work or commissions because of the book, on top of that I've had an intense migraine all week.

Bare with me everyone, this site will be functioning and flowing regularly soon. I promise o_o;

COMMISSION INFO

Commissions can be paid for with Moneybookers, Moneygram or Furc GDS if necessary.

Pen/Pencil Sketch: (negotiable with detail, etc) [$5.00]
B+W One figure, no backround: (negotiable with detail, etc) [$10.00]
B+W Full Backround/multiple figures: [$15.00] [additional $5.00 per extra figure]
Full Color One figure, no backround: [$25.00]
Full Color Full backround/multiple figures: [$30.00]
ALL PRICES NEGOTIABLE.

MY ARTWORK MAY *NOT* BE USED FOR YOUR TATTOO UNLESS YOU PAY.

Comics: Depending on the complexity and length of the comic, prices range from $10 - $80.

FURCADIANS: Commissions may also be paid for with Golden Dragon Scales (GDS) or Digos worth in Dollars.




Contact me on Furcadia [link] as Medreas, Rakamadeva or Xana, or speak to ~Hedribaen
Email me at weedgoat@gmail.com

DA Subcriptions are no longer accepted.

[link] THE SECOND BOOK IS COMING SOON YES. SUPPORT US.

Hail bitches!

We've got some competition entries!



All incredibly talented artists! Go visit them or I will suck out your eyeballs.

Its not a huge competition, but I've drawn two ink pictures of Medreas and Xana and realise they could look really great in a collaboration. And I'd like my friends or watchers to take a crack at 'em. You may use Digital Mediums (PS or Pixelwork, whatever you'd like to) Or print them out and color them traditionally.
Preferably with the character's original colors. But if you think Xana would look better bright pink, go for it. XD

Since I've started making T-Shirts and Stickers and Mugs and shameless self-promotional crap like that, these new Choker-Chain goodies are up for first prize. Even better, you can specify what picture you'd like on the T-Shirt and stickers! (As long as they've been drawn or will be drawn by me.)

You can color as many or as little of the headshots as you like. I've made the lines nice n' thick so you don't have any trouble.
Extra points if you can:

Give texture to Medreas' horns
Make Medreas' jewelery and gold and silver teeth shiny.
Make Medreas' eye glow.
Make Xana's eye and the engraved pentagram in her eyepatch glow.
Make Xana's hair shiny and lustrous.
Make Xana's eyepatch and piercings look bronze.

You may also resize them. E.g if you're a port artist you can make it 90x90
And if you really want to win something like a little WIN WHORE, you can animate on of the pics or draw a body on them. There's a special WIN WHORE prize for that, ha.

MINI COMPETITION

Can't color? Can't draw? That's okay! Re-arrange the headshots as need be and add speech bubbles to make a mini cartoon!



WHAT DO I WIN??

Coloring In Competition:

FIRST PRIZE: A Choker-Chain brand T-Shirt or Tanktop and 5 tagging stickers with a design of your choice! (will be shipped)
SECOND PRIZE: A full color piece of your character!
THIRD PRIZE: A B&W piece of your character!
FOURTH PRIZE: An ink Drawing of your character!

Mini competition:

FIRST PRIZE: A B&W full piece of your character!
SECOND PRIZE: A B&W bust of your character!
THIRD PRIZE: An ink bust of your character!


THE PICTURES TO COLOR





There will be more coloring options soon!



Drop a comment if you'd like to enter.

Competition closes on 31 of May since everyone's pretty busy, including myself for prize drawing and silk screening the T-Shirt.

There is a special prize for the person brave enough to use all three headshots of either character, draw a body onto them and TURN MED OR XANA INTO A CERBERUS! XD No really, there is.

COMMISSION INFO

Commissions can be paid for with Moneybookers, Moneygram or Furc GDS if necessary.

Pen/Pencil Sketch: (negotiable with detail, etc) [$5.00]
B+W One figure, no backround: (negotiable with detail, etc) [$10.00]
B+W Full Backround/multiple figures: [$15.00] [additional $5.00 per extra figure]
Full Color One figure, no backround: [$25.00]
Full Color Full backround/multiple figures: [$30.00]
ALL PRICES NEGOTIABLE.

MY ARTWORK MAY *NOT* BE USED FOR YOUR TATTOO UNLESS YOU PAY.

Comics: Depending on the complexity and length of the comic, prices range from $10 - $80.

FURCADIANS: Commissions may also be paid for with Golden Dragon Scales (GDS) or Digos worth in Dollars.




Contact me on Furcadia [link] as Medreas, Rakamadeva or Xana, or speak to ~Hedribaen
Email me at weedgoat@gmail.com

DA Subcriptions are no longer accepted.

[link] THE SECOND BOOK IS COMING SOON YES. SUPPORT US.

[link] THE SECOND BOOK IS COMING SOON YES. SUPPORT US.



Writing (c) Donald Woodburn
Artwork (c) Me

I'm raising Commission prices temporarily while I am working on the book. They will lower again once I am less busy.

This is because what I get paid for my illustrations, is alot more than for my commissions. (Converted I get $70 per page. I can't possibly charge that on DA.)

and Your commissions are almost complete, you will not pay more as you commissioned me before I raised prices, please be patient, thanks. I have alot on my plate.

I'm also trading with a bunch of people, so give me time with that too

COMMISSION INFO

Commissions can be paid for with Moneybookers, Moneygram or Furc GDS if necessary.

Pen/Pencil Sketch: (negotiable with detail, etc) [$5.00]
B+W One figure, no backround: (negotiable with detail, etc) [$10.00]
B+W Full Backround/multiple figures: [$15.00] [additional $5.00 per extra figure]
Full Color One figure, no backround: [$25.00]
Full Color Full backround/multiple figures: [$30.00]
ALL PRICES NEGOTIABLE.

MY ARTWORK MAY *NOT* BE USED FOR YOUR TATTOO UNLESS YOU PAY.

Comics: Depending on the complexity and length of the comic, prices range from $10 - $80.

FURCADIANS: Commissions may also be paid for with Golden Dragon Scales (GDS) or Digos worth in Dollars.




Contact me on Furcadia [link] as Medreas, Rakamadeva or Xana, or speak to ~Hedribaen
Email me at weedgoat@gmail.com

DA Subcriptions are no longer accepted.

[link] THE SECOND BOOK IS COMING SOON YES. SUPPORT US.



Writing (c) Donald Woodburn
Artwork (c) Me

Stolen from my friend Monique on Facebook:

REVEAL A LITTLE ABOUT YOURSELF:

NOW

Is your hair up?: No. Too short D:
Is your phone right beside you? Yes. But on silent.
Do you wish you were somewhere else? ...Yeah.
Do you have plans for tonight? Its Monday. No.
Are you wearing makeup? Smudgy eyeliner from yesterday.
Are you wearing chapstick? No.
Are you cold? A little.
Are you tired? Yes. Couldn't sleep.
Are you excited? Not Really.
Are you watching TV? I'm in front of the PC dumbshit.
Are you wearing pajamas?: I'm at the office
Who's the last person you IMed? Kalite.
Who's the last person that called you? Chris.

PAST

Anything you regret? Yeah.
Ever lied? Yeah.
Ever stuck gum under a desk? I swallow gum
Ever spat at someone? Yes.
Ever kicked something living? Yes.
Ever had your nails done? When I was much younger, yes.
Ever thrown up because you cried so hard? Fuck no.

REVEAL A LITTLE ABOUT YOURSELF:


LAST WEEK

Had any plans last week? Went to a club. T's about it.
Who did you see most last week? My Ma.
Was last week interesting? Not particularly.

TODAY

Have you cussed? For fuck's sake you people should fuckin' know how much I cuss! XD
Have you yelled at someone? Yes.
Have you gotten mad at someone? Myself mostly.
Have you cried? I cried two months ago last.
Have you called more than 3 people? No.
Have you IMed more than 3 people? Yes.
Have you eaten anything gross? I don't eat during the day.

SPILL YOUR GUTS

Q. First thing you did this morning?:
Showered.

Q. Last thing you ate?:
Supper.

Q. What's something you look forward to most in the next 6 weeks?:
Getting this book done.

Q. What's annoying you right now?:
Having feelings for someone I really shouldn't bother to.

Q. What's the last movie you saw?:
Happy Feet It was on last night.

Q. Do you believe in long distance relationships?:
I did.... I do. Well... I don't know. I care for someone rather far away.

Q Where is the last place you went?:
The Petrol Station. Smokes!

Q: Who is the last person you called?:
*shrugs*

Q: Do you think that someone is thinking about you right now?:
I doubt it.

Q: Choose one to have (love, beauty, creativity):
Creativity.

Q: Do you wish on stars?:
When I have a random burst of nostalgia.

Q: Does it work?:
Yes.

Q: Do you untie your shoes every time you take them of?:
No.

Q: When did you last cry?:
Mmmm... Two months ago.

Q: Do you like your handwriting?:
No.

Q: Are you a friendly person?
No.

Q: Are you keeping a secret from the world?:
Yes.

Q: Who's bed did you sleep in last night?:
Mine.

Q: What color shirt are you wearing?:
Black

Q: Do you have any pets?:
A cat. (Miss my dogs so much...)

Q: What is the color of your bedsheets?:
Deep reds and purples.

Q: What were you doing at 9 last night?:
Tossing and Turning. Leg pains.

Q: last person you talked to :
My Ma.

Q: When is the last time you saw your dad?:
A week ago.

Q: Look to your left:
A PC tower.

Q: Ever cried yourself to sleep?:
Only when I was little.

Q: Ever cried on your friends shoulder?:
Once.

Q: Song that makes you cry?:
Smashing Pumpkins: Disarm

Q: Are you a normally happy person?:
Uh.. I'm not sad.

Q: Is your self-esteem low?
I'm okay.

Q: What color are your eyes?:
Green with a brown spot in the left eye.

Q: Long or Short Hair :
Short. Though used to be down to my knees.

Q: Current Music?:
Angry German EBM.

COMMISSION INFO

Commissions can be paid for with Moneybookers or Furc GDS

Pen/Pencil Sketch: (negotiable with detail, etc) [$2.00]
B+W One figure, no backround: (negotiable with detail, etc) [$5.00]
B+W Full Backround/multiple figures: [$15.00]
Full Color One figure, no backround: [$20.00]
Full Color Full backround/multiple figures: [$25.00]
ALL PRICES NEGOTIABLE.

Comics: Depending on the complexity and length of the comic, prices range from $10 - $80.

FURCADIANS: Commissions may also be paid for with Golden Dragon Scales (GDS) or Digos worth in Dollars.




Contact me on Furcadia [link] as Medreas, Rakamadeva or Xana, or speak to ~Hedribaen
Email me at weedgoat@gmail.com

DA Subcriptions are no longer accepted.

[link] THE SECOND BOOK IS COMING SOON YES. SUPPORT US.



Writing (c) Donald Woodburn
Artwork (c) Me

Okay. First of all, many thanks and wet kisses to ~isolationary (Go see Iso's arts! Run! RUN BITCH GO SEE THE GALLERY OR IMMA STAB YOU) and ~Hedribaen for keeping me sane on my hellish bus trip, up until my phone died. Then someone suffered severe head trauma due to a fork in the FACE.

I have a mixture of news both good and bad!

BAD NEWS:
I can't get the scanner to work.

GOOD NEWS:
Imma starting a new book!

BAD NEWS:
Nerve damage in my leg is acting up again as the doctor said it would four years ago, I have to walk with a cane again until it comes right. v_v;

GOOD NEWS:
I'm almost finished with your commission!

BAD NEWS:
I think had a heart attack last week! (Well, intense chest and jaw pain on the left side and temporary immobility. I'm gonna be okay I think though.)

GOOD NEWS:
I didn't die from it! (Yet. HAR. *ohmygodsHACK!bleedstumblecoughdeathtwitch*)

I'm planning to move to America rather soon. June or August time I think. Don't get your panties in a knot just yet, I'm not even sure where to go or who I can stay with.

I will do your housework.

Yes. Choker-Chain wants to clean your house in a pretty little french maid outfit.

LOL SPANK ME I'M AFRICAN.



COMMISSION INFO

Commissions can be paid for with Moneybookers or Furc GDS

Pen/Pencil Sketch: (negotiable with detail, etc) [$2.00]
B+W One figure, no backround: (negotiable with detail, etc) [$5.00]
B+W Full Backround/multiple figures: [$15.00]
Full Color One figure, no backround: [$20.00]
Full Color Full backround/multiple figures: [$25.00]
ALL PRICES NEGOTIABLE.

Comics: Depending on the complexity and length of the comic, prices range from $10 - $80.

FURCADIANS: Commissions may also be paid for with Golden Dragon Scales (GDS) or Digos worth in Dollars.




Contact me on Furcadia [link] as Medreas, Rakamadeva or Xana, or speak to ~Hedribaen
Email me at weedgoat@gmail.com

DA Subcriptions are no longer accepted.